Masturbation

Pulling and pumping your hard penis up and down to achieve an orgasm. At this stage your penis will ejaculate hot, sticky stuff all over your hands and then slowly go soft.

One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes. I lock the door now when I have a masturbation session.

by Callum69 May 24, 2009

Masturbation

Something a lonely adult or kid in the dark does in and or after puberty. They are also ashamed.

I am sad and depressed because of my addiction to masturbation

by Don’t ask November 8, 2017

Vibration Masturbation

When you set your phone to vibrate, when knowing you will be receiving a text or call, and put it in your pants as a form of masturbation.

Kevin: My girl is said she would text me really soon.
Brendan: Cool
Kevin: Yeah I just set my phone to vibrate, I'm getting ready for some vibration masturbation.

by Billy Ponceraheidiminkollah October 24, 2009

Nasal masturbation

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).

i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!

by Beebix March 25, 2006

Masturbation

something guys cannot get out of habbit.

Time for my daily jerk!

by I have have seen the promise land April 14, 2003

masturbation

Manual stimulation of the penis of vagina to produce a stimulation simular to actual penetration by a member of the opposite sex.

It's something most of us have been caught doing, never admit to doing, and know full well that everyone else does.

Woody Allen: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone that I love."

by fetusboy September 27, 2005

pillow masturbation

the act of using a traditional head support cushion for the purpose of sexually pleasuring one's self. they come in a variety of shapes, sizes and composition materials. pleasuring can take place in any position- face down, face up or side lying. many who use this method claim that the orgasm is of significantly higher quality than with hand masturbation due to the fact that the genitals are supported and in full contact with a surface during climax

Male method for pillow masturbation: for best results, don sheer to waist pantyhose of approximately 20 denier and rub the encased penile head with the pillow for arousal while face up. the pillow case should ideally be of 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend. after arousal, and the plateau phase of stimulation, prepare for orgasm by inverting to face down position while on top of the pillow humping back and forth as though thrusting during coitus. the orgasm is of better intensity than most other masturbatory methods.

by Pantyhosed Pillow Humpster December 16, 2011