magoozlum

Crap, garbage, useless Pap.

As in Raymond Chandler‘s The Long Goodbye : “…if I ever finish that stack of magoozlum on the desk there I may possibly have written 13 shitty best sellers.”

by Pseudonymous The Elder August 9, 2022

Magoots

Magoots is a person who goots. Also can be shortened to goots.

Magoots gooted across the stage.

by ChrisP.Bacon June 29, 2022

Magoo

When a guy gives you a hand job after he sneezes on your cock

This dudes spluttered all over ma boaby and gave me a magoo

by LennyDee July 22, 2022

Magoobered

To transition from being sexy and, or, attractive to being just… magoo. A below average person that can only attract flies and an occasional mosquito.

My husband was hot when we got married, but he magoobered himself into slob status.

by Sir Dripsalot November 13, 2022

Magoo

A fire, goofy friend

Haley and Mat are magoos.

by Matotosh May 13, 2023

Magooist

Anyone who's world is a foot in front of them, oblivious to the chaos around them. The near-sighted Mr. Magoo was a cartoon character who only cared about what was just in front of him and created havoc in his path! People walking around staring at their cellphones are good examples of this.

He is such a magooist, walking around with his head buried in his phone!

by BasebalDave September 4, 2023

Mafoo

Verb muhf-oo : to create chaos and confusion in an otherwise stable situation.

*This is not to be confused with a similarly-sounding verb "Mafeez".

"Yo man, I Mafooed this stranger today at the gym. He was so confused."

"Yo man, I Mafeezed this baddie from the yoga studio the other day."

by ZooKeeper77 September 19, 2023