foot-in-mouth disease

An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.

see: open mouth, insert foot

I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.

Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.

by Baz S. December 9, 2007

Mountain Hardwear

a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.

Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"

Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."

by da Chetster March 1, 2009

mickey mouse

Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring

by Aspergis June 7, 2021

mountain biking

making love to the earth through the use of a bike

mountain biking is what I do all day.

by runderhill December 25, 2010

mickey mouse

Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway?

by Nacho Dan June 16, 2004

you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.

― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."

― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

by 3h$@n December 6, 2012

Vegas mouth

Someone who goes to Vegas, and upon returning, promptly starts mouthing details about the trip. This person is generally the first target of The Vegas Inquisition because they are the lowest hanging fruit.

When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.

Jr told Urkel everything that happened on our trip. What a Vegas mouth!

by moraleboatanchor March 21, 2013