Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Meatbell

1. The act of slapping one's penis from side to side against another person's anus. This move is often performed in a motion similar to ringing a dinner/chow bell, while yelling, "come and get it."

2. Refers to the sound that a raw sausage makes when slapped against a tender piece of steak.

Person 1: Does it hurt when I do this?
Person 2: Not at all! I rather enjoy the sound of sausage slapping steak.
Person 1: I just rang your meatbell... come and get it!
Person 2: Ring my meatbell... ring it! Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!

by Graycypher September 1, 2011

Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs

When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.

Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.

by SpankyRigor August 14, 2021

Meatball

A fat loser, occasional known to poo himself.

My son Andy is a fat loser, and has pooed himself in the past, in other words he is a meatball

by Mrs Mair (Andys Mum) February 27, 2004

Marballs

A utilitarian typo of marbles used to denote having giant balls of awesomeness. Also anything that has to do with balls (of any kind), memory, and spherical foods.

-DUDE! That guy just punched a beehive!
-Woah! He has some serious marballs!

or

-Man, I can't find my keys anywhere!
-You left them in the fridge, you are lossing your marballs for sure.

or

-Gee whiz, these marballs sure are tasty!!!
-Salty too :)

by SLJ+JC=MARBALLS March 9, 2011

Meatball Soup

Meatball Soup is the action of. Sticking your penis into a toilet and letting your balls float on the mix of pee and toilet water.

Meatball Soup is the action of. Sticking your penis into a toilet and letting your balls float on the mix of pee and toilet water.

by Noah Green October 8, 2008

meatball

The last and game-winning ball in a game of foosball. In many tournaments, the first team to 7 wins the game. If the score is tied 6-6, then the next ball scored will be the game winner, and is called meatball

We won the game, set and match on a meatball. Or, before serving this ball, the server calls out "Meatball!"

by Boon in Belize April 26, 2008