Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

dev-logs

developer logs to show an audience of people the progress and updates of a game or website.

yes, I am an admin. But no, I don't use dev-logs.

by urmomgaeasf June 11, 2022

fog log

A joint and/or blunt of gigantic proportions.

Man, I went to Willie's house last night, and that dude rolled up one hell of a fog log.

by prospero418 April 3, 2009

Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

da log

is the drinking spot in the woods. Not the most comfortable spot to chill and drink Mickeys double deuces in excess but it is away from the cops and you can piss anywhere. Also if the cops did come. You have a lot of places to run to.

Hey what’s up are you going to “Da Log” later because T.C. bought some Mickey’s deuces and that’s the only spot we can drink at later on.

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

log launcher

Anus

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.

by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018