A beautiful young lady that grabs the attention of all around her. Viewed as having the utmost confidence and unquestioned power over others however is very complex and actually a vulnerable soul deep inside. Lana’s seek love and deep connections with their chosen partners, and once they find that in their man they will not let it go for anything.
by ApertureV2 February 26, 2019
Get the Lana mug.A Lana is probably one of the most amazing girls you’ll ever meet, they’re kind and sweet but can be VERY bad-ass once you get on her bad side. Especially if you annoy her best friend or her family. Lana’s love animals and are very artsy and talented at drawing, usually Lana’s are very tall and are perfect for modelling. They are OBSESSED with fashion and can be girly at times but a total tomboy
When you first see/meet a Lana they can come across quite shy but once you get to know one they are the life of the party and extremely funny, if you have a Lana you’ll always have someone to go to and to trust and to feel protected by, Lana’s are loyal. And their spirit animal is a dog 🐶
When you first see/meet a Lana they can come across quite shy but once you get to know one they are the life of the party and extremely funny, if you have a Lana you’ll always have someone to go to and to trust and to feel protected by, Lana’s are loyal. And their spirit animal is a dog 🐶
by Bitch.guide February 10, 2019
Get the Lana mug.I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.
by iotbw January 28, 2023
Get the East Lansing High School mug.A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.
A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).
A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).
I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!
by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020
Get the Landchad mug.Lana is a girl who loves everyone but is easy to love. She is really hot and sexy and can definitely steal your man. Lana doesn’t always believe in her self but everyone else believes in her. Lana can get vicious and beat u up but can be soft and gentle and is a loyal girlfriend.
Lana is super kind and loving even though she can kick ass!
I know like what about what she did to her ex who cheated on her!
I know like what about what she did to her ex who cheated on her!
by Hornylovergirl September 30, 2020
Get the Lana mug.Girls named lana is always brave, free, but understandable, smart, and she always trues her best, shes awesome in everything she does. If you want to talk lana will be best person that will give you best advice, and will understand every mistake. Only lucky person will have friend named lana, if you have her dont loose her
by Katleti32 December 21, 2018
Get the Lana mug.Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.
A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?
B: You look fucking Langared mate!
B: You look fucking Langared mate!
by El Cunto August 18, 2013
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