whizzah jizzah

When you’ve held a piss so long that when you finally get to go it feels great and you get hard

“Bro I just took the best whizzah jizzah didn’t think he was going to go back down”

by chHAad February 14, 2021

jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.

If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 2, 2007

Jazzy

The best girl you will ever meet. She is classy, amazing, beautiful, caring, and she will always have your back. She may seem goofy or she may just laugh a lot but she is so awesome. She smart and she will always be crazy. She may seem a little annoying but when shes not around you will want her around.

Dang, you found a Jazzy.

by Baygirljay April 2, 2017

jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.

"You're an utter jizz cock."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Comfy jizz

A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.

Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz

by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizz khalifa

name for wiz khalifa that is shouted when "black and yellow" is played way too many times over the radio.

Joppy: Julz, turn back the dial; I love that song!

Julz: No fucking way, Im tired of listening to Jizz Khalifa

by J Unit917 August 18, 2011