A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.
by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023
Get the chalk banditmug. Essentially to give up and call it quits. Fits best when the overall tone of the conversation is one of defeat or gloom.
Eddie: Listen man, we've been playing this game for the past 2 hours and we still can't get a win. I think it's time we chalk it.
Luis: Nah man, we can't get off without a win.
Luis: Nah man, we can't get off without a win.
by El Bichota August 26, 2023
Get the Chalk itmug. by Bigfngettingsprayingthruyadoor November 29, 2021
Get the Chalkedmug. the most amazing, coolest, and realest person EVER!1!1! has a cat names elise and exists in all dimensions across the multiverse! when there is chalk there is an elise.
is that chalk?! i saw her in one of the dimensions i visited once!
you mean the cool person chalk? yea, she was with her equally as cool cat, elise!
you mean the cool person chalk? yea, she was with her equally as cool cat, elise!
by chalkdusts February 3, 2024
Get the chalkmug. Branson: Yo ayo I was at HHC and i was thinking of chalked shyt
Ayo: Yeah bro good thing you cut that off 😂
Ayo: Yeah bro good thing you cut that off 😂
by buhransonXayothebeast July 31, 2025
Get the Chalked shytmug. Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019
Get the Sidewalk Chalk Shakemug.