chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

Chalk it

Essentially to give up and call it quits. Fits best when the overall tone of the conversation is one of defeat or gloom.

Eddie: Listen man, we've been playing this game for the past 2 hours and we still can't get a win. I think it's time we chalk it.

Luis: Nah man, we can't get off without a win.

by El Bichota August 26, 2023

Chalked

Taking something from someone.

You heard about Steve getting robbed? They took everything even chalked his grill.

by Bigfngettingsprayingthruyadoor November 29, 2021

chalk

the most amazing, coolest, and realest person EVER!1!1! has a cat names elise and exists in all dimensions across the multiverse! when there is chalk there is an elise.

is that chalk?! i saw her in one of the dimensions i visited once!

you mean the cool person chalk? yea, she was with her equally as cool cat, elise!

by chalkdusts February 3, 2024

Chalked shyt

Past girl you messed with or talked to or dated

Branson: Yo ayo I was at HHC and i was thinking of chalked shyt
Ayo: Yeah bro good thing you cut that off 😂

by buhransonXayothebeast July 31, 2025

Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.

Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019