Hermaphroditic

When one makes sexual advances towards oneself. Often wrongly labeled as gay.

-'Dude, stop groping your own ass.'
-'But Im so sexy!'
-'Thats so hermaphroditic!'

by watevrr October 27, 2008

hermaphrodite

a person with a really small penis and a vagina with more female characteristics

Lady GaGa is not a hermaphrodite because that it is weird.

by GaGaWeird November 23, 2009

hermaphrodite

an individual who has both penis and vagina
theycan be a male, female or even both!
usually called richard.

Hannah-'whoa man, that purple headed beacon is a hermaphrodite, look at that big fat penis on their head!'
Emma- 'yeah manlook at that linda, ha now shes got a hard on, i havent seen her get it up for a while!'
Hannah-' but i thought you had sexy time last week on tuesday?'
Emma- ' no, that was with the hermaphrodite beacon!'
Hannah- 'THAT BITCH!'

by ict sex buddies March 18, 2008

Hermanns

A pair of comfortable sandals with velcro locks that favor functionality over style, usually worn by German tourists, often in combination with white cotton socks and khaki shorts. They provide perfect protection against unwillingly impregnating women.

"Look at that guy with the Hermanns on. He must be German."
"You can leave your condoms at home today, since you are wearing your Hermanns."

by Skrukk January 10, 2015

hermaphrodite

chick with a dick

chris is a hermaphrodite... :\

by SIIICK FUUUCK February 6, 2010

Herm

Word used to insult someone, also can mean shit

You're a freakin' herm

by Stephen Flynn May 4, 2008

Herman's Law

when alot of good things are put together they sound, look, or end up being shitty

Thanksgiving food(farts), All the colors of the rainbow mixed, and Dragonforce hence the name Herman's Law

by KbK16 January 23, 2009