Horatius

The combination of Funny and Weird. It can be used in situations where it's just so weird that its funny, or it can be used in awkwardly funny situations as well. Think of how many times you find yourself watching or doing something really odd or weird or out of the ordinary, but because of that it is mind blowingly funny. That is when this word comes in handy to describe that unique feeling that just can't be expressed without trying to explain the situation your in.

Some examples of Horatius situations:
-Seeing that kid on your sport team loose him/herself on a dancing pole.
-Joining him/her on that dancing pole.
-You just made out with your best friend on the dance floor.
-"shut up the cops are here!" "I'll bite your dick off"...Uhhh.
-Being part of a drum circle in a teepee of drummers who have no rhythm, and you have no Indian background.
-Watching drunk people Womp aggressively while in a sober state.
-Your best friends is really drunk and your really not, and he/she keeps hugging you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. (at least tomorrow it will be funny)
-Drunk best friend also wont stop chanting "biscuit"
-If french air quotes are necessary, its probably horatius
-if you find yourself saying "yeah, how/why DID that happen?"

That party last night was just so horatius.
All I can remember is how horatius everything was.

by dolphin$4lyfe November 2, 2010

HORACE

A l33t PC Studies teacher named Mr David 'Horace' Grant

Tends to play CS alot.

1)
Justin > yo man hook us up w/ the game new tape
Joel > fo sho son
Horace > N-N-N-NO
Both > KTHXBI

2)

Horace > N-N-N-NO W-W-WHO STOLE M-M-M-MY FOLDER IT HAS IPS

by Bogan Killer, Hectic Social Halim December 25, 2004

Niall Horan

Niall Horan aka Nialler a member of One Direction

Bethany Monaghan Is and will always be his biggest fan

Ariana: I’m Niall Horan’s biggest fan

Anna:do you not know who Bethany Monaghan is

by Official3 April 20, 2020

Horace

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.

Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!

"Can I have a HORACE please?"
"Yes... Yes you can."
"Do I have to pay extra?"
"No... No you don't."

by Emu April 13, 2005

horacide

The act of killing time.

While at work, Jimmy effectively committed horacide for 6 hours through the use of Facebook.

by David Stallion November 3, 2007

Horaked

To be screwed over, left abandoned, to leave your post without proper relief.

Justin got up and horaked the entire shift.

by AAAdog June 30, 2008

horaffe

a cross between a horse and a giraffe, perhaps mistaken for a cross between a whore and a giraffe. (DO NOT MAKE THIS MISTAKE)
Plural: Horaffe' (no 's' necessary)
(Do not mistake plural horaffe, for horaffi)

a horse and a giraffe mate = Horaffe, et voila!

by rocketmonkay July 3, 2009