help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary

You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist

don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there

Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".

by -Said no one ever May 10, 2022

HelpIess

When The username "Helpless" is alredy taken so you use HelpIess instead

also keeps you from being banned from servers because they cant spell your name right

or when you just spell Helpless as helpIess by accident

by HelpIess August 3, 2022

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition

get me out let me out help me

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years

by qk7x October 7, 2023

Curve Helper

The person who achieves the lowest score on the exam, thereby lowering the expectation for the rest of the class. This person, unlike the curve breaker, deserves the gratitude of the rest of the students.

Without the curve helper my 82% would have been a be, but thanks to their extraordinary efforts, it's now an A!

by MTDW January 22, 2009

Anti-Helping

When you take action, intending to solve a problem, but end up making it worse.

Jim intended to help Sally unload her car after a long day of shopping. Her little sister screamed with delight when she saw the PS3 in his hands.
"That was her birthday present you dweeb!",said Sally. "You are anti-helping!"

by DGMA January 29, 2009

The help text

When a girl has been texting a lad for about a week and they both happen to be on a night out so she'll text him saying the word 'help' so he'll think she's in danger. Some believe it dates back to the original medieval 'damsel in distress' ideology. Said only for attention. Usually sent surrounded by her friends, having a takeaway, having a piss or just generally having a really good time.

'girls I just sent him the help text'
'for fucks sake Jenny not again'

by Roch leople specials December 4, 2016

Nink help

Nink help=need help

From a Maltese prank call video on YouTube

I am telling you Nink help alright to tell me w-w-w what is my number doing with you

by Black night April 1, 2022