Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Helmaning

Making use of every possible opportunity to make the life of a 'Helman' as pleasant as possible.

"I'm bored. What shall we do?"
"Lets go a'Helmaning'"

by Honj et Vonj March 28, 2005

HELEN

So there is this girl at my school who’s name is Helen and me and my friend every time we see her we yell HELLLLLLLLLLENNNNNN as we are walking away

(that was just a story I thought it would be funny to share)

HELEN is a word that can be used as a noun as a verb, and in anyway possible.

If you know a Helen make sure you do the right thing and say HELLLLLLLLLENNN it might make her day! or not
Also me and that friend made a musical about her. its called HELLLLLLENNN the musical

Hey HELLLLENNNNN how was your day today? Was it Helen-tastic?

by @_sad__fella__hours_ December 15, 2018

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

Camaro Crash Helmet

See Mullet.

Camaro crash helmet

by Tinklebritches June 25, 2009

milli-Helen

A face that could launch 1 ship.


excuse the first entry, it was misspelled!

Nice kid with a sweet personality; kinda plain tho'... a millihelen.

by Jeffry Finer December 16, 2003

helmet

1. the top of a man's penis, or a hermaphodite's penis I guess as well. Also reffered to as a purple helmet.
2. A condom, as worn on the head of your penis, perhaps a more accurate term.
3. A kevlar, or plastic covering for your less important head, as worn while riding a motorcycle or visiting a construction site. Or oddly, enough, while exploring actual caverns. See spelunking.

Timmy, what have I told you about playing indoor sports without a helmet? Naughty boy!

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003