The French Horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.

"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."

by ub|Philgamesh May 1, 2012

horn shy

When the driver of a car never honks their horn no matter how close they are to being hit by another vehicle on the road.

We almost got clobbered by a semi yesterday because Ben got horn shy when it came into our lane.

by Jaime H October 16, 2008

Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

by 6dia6hal6 July 1, 2011

car horn

Car horn: an audio device usually activated via a button found on a vehicle's steering wheel intended to get others attention or to warn others.

Ry: what's the use of beeping your car horn?

Justin: none if you're stuck in a jam.

by DarkHorseAsylum March 7, 2014

Horn born

Another term for a "dumbass bitch" Most likely used for a queer person, but not discriminatory.

Guy 1: "Dude you're a fucking horn born."
Guy 2: "Thanks dude, I know"

by nerdicusmax July 12, 2021

Horne Punny

An exclusive synonym of horse pussy that is achieved by replacing the s's with n's.

The great stallion penetrated that Horne Punny with might.

by Lord Billy March 20, 2019

Horn Scrape

When getting a blow job, she (or he, depending on which team you bat for) decides it's a good idea to rake her/(his) teeth over your cock.

The rotund girl down the street gave me a horn scrape last night after I told her, "Ya, drink it all you fat chunk!".

by RotundChunk September 12, 2011