goblin retard faggot

A Goblin Retard faggot is a person that chases after girls that don't like anybody.

Ooo look at that Goblin Retard Faggot.

by Hshzn October 29, 2019

flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009

Water Goblin Queen

A person who helps others, particularly in school or chemistry. Water Goblin Queens are in charge of naming the other mythical creatures, such as determining whether someone is an imp, sprite, fairy, or demon, etc. They are very helpful and very intelligent. A very high compliment.

Person 1: Ahh! I'm so lost with this chemistry!
Person 2: Oh, here *explains problem*
Person 1: I get it! You're very smart
Person 2: That is why I'm the Water Goblin Queen

by Impy! November 22, 2011

Rice Goblin

A Racist Term For An Asian Person/Mixed Asian Person

"Jaiden is such a fucking Rice Goblin"

by jim81jim May 15, 2017

rape goblin

small goblin like person who is obsessed with raping people. the term rape goblin comes from the mythical creature the rape goblin that was said to rape entire villages back in frankensteins time.

'did you hear about that person who got raped by thar midget?'

'i believe the correct term is rape goblin'

by ihavahat March 26, 2010

Horn Goblin

A person or persons who enjoy sucking on ones penis (the horn). They can be identified by their rabid desire for sucking cock

Travis was a horn goblin. He loved the dong and everything that came with it!

by Carlotn Banks July 6, 2011

knobb goblin

a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.

i woke up with one serious ranger last night. must o been that damn knobb goblin again

by roggy February 19, 2007