Gurth of Hades

The penis of the Devil

"Enter the Gurth of Hades, it is pink!" (spoken in true guttural doom)

by Dbung September 22, 2005

Girthy

When you're pregnant but at the same time you're not.

It's a joke referring to when you're emotional/salty like a pregnant woman but you're obviously not.

Subject 1: *plays any game and sucks at it* Fuck this game, it's complete garbage.
Subject 2: Girthy much little bitch hoe?

by Resnad October 18, 2018

girthquake

the type of earthquake that gets extreme ammount of facebook attention within the first ten minutes; not to be confused with a dearthquake which is the type of earthquake that gets extreme media attention

*Facebook*
Craig: #OMG EARTHQUAKE!!!!
Marco: it was only a little girthquake you attention seeking whore

by JaMarko October 21, 2011

gith

another word for right, or correct

"Yeah, Joe. Guess you're gith."
"I'm always gith, tard."

by The one and only July 3, 2004

"girther" movement

The official annual check up on Trump states that he is 6'3" and 175. Online critics of the president suggest the height and weight measurements were faked and that he is shorter is heavier.

The "girther" movement was out in full force on the internet after Trump's physical and compared his image with a large display of top athletes of the same height and weight.

by mlhiss January 17, 2018

Girthpods

The name given to unofficial Apple AirPod replicas which are easily identified by their significantly more rotund stem

‘Damn that guys rocking some girthy-ass pods’

‘My new girthpods make everything sound like its from a 1980s cassette player #retro’

by Roseafficianado June 24, 2019

Girting

Girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he's actually listening or giving a fuc*k.

''Oh, he's such a good listener!

- No, he's not! He's just girting. He doesnt give a fu*k!"

by littlekidlover January 11, 2014