Definitions by JaMarko

Post Dramatic Status Disorder 

a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends

Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.

Post Dramatic Status Disorder by JaMarko November 25, 2011

girthquake

the type of earthquake that gets extreme ammount of facebook attention within the first ten minutes; not to be confused with a dearthquake which is the type of earthquake that gets extreme media attention

*Facebook*
Craig: #OMG EARTHQUAKE!!!!
Marco: it was only a little girthquake you attention seeking whore

girthquake by JaMarko October 21, 2011

Morgan Freeman 

God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old

What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing

Morgan Freeman by JaMarko October 7, 2011