by assroldpan2 December 28, 2005
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The hooker told me she considered last night to be purely furk.
"Man I can't believe they are paying us for this. This is totally furk!"
"Man I can't believe they are paying us for this. This is totally furk!"
by John Towers December 1, 2003
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the bit of skin between your balls and arse. It's a furkin good job it's there or your balls would disappear up your arse.
by Rowl1975 August 19, 2013
Get the Furkin mug.Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).
Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.
"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."
"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."
by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007
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Upon withdrawing his hand from the pot and examining it, now covered with a brown gooey substance he could not immediately identify, Rudy exclaimed, holding his hand up for his astonished friends to examine, "Farkeldarkel!"
by BillyRaya January 1, 2008
Get the farkeldarkel mug.Self-admonishment for a temporary inability to overcome a much inferior opponent due to short-term brain fade.
May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.
May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.
During her tennis match Gail says "Faarken Reeetard! I can't BELIEVE I'm going to lose to this gurl!!"
(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)
(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)
by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012
Get the Faarken Reeetard mug.To fark is to practice the sexual of act of having anal sex with one’s partner whilst said partner farts.
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