Fred Thomas

The worst CB in New Orleans Saints history. Pessimist Pete Frequently called him a jackass bo.

Elvis Garbac threw for 8 TDs, all on Fred Thomas.

by Pessimist Pete January 21, 2009

Fred Chu

A legendary man who used his great powers for the good of mankind. He definitely never used an ancient curse to steal everyone’s wives AND video games. He would never wear unicorn spandex and glitter chapstick made from baby seal fat.

Fred Chu was absolutely legend and totally not a bad guy.

by justinmh1634 June 02, 2018

Fred Shit

When someone does something so ostensibly stupid that it calls into question the person's IQ, often producing hilarious results.

Did you see Tom hit that dude's car earlier, despite having seen it right before his eyes the whole time? I guess he's on his Fred Shit today.

by Fpstoast January 12, 2023

Fred Murphy

An older pasty white male with a paunch looking for love in Southeast Asia.

I saw two Fred Murphys waiting for their filipina girlfriends in the hotel lobby.

by Cali Laowai April 15, 2018

fred coates

one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit

oi fred coates you are a fat cunt

by u r a mut July 19, 2019

Fred Figglehorn

Fred Figglehorn, youtube celeb. Lucas acts like a (5-year old) kid who is kindergarten, but actually Lucas is fourteen. Lucas started out making videos with his two cousins, Jon and Katie. There youtube channel is JKL Productions. Fred Figglehorn has a high pitched squeaky voice and talks extremly fast. To do this, im sure Lucas edits his video speed and sound ajustments. Fred has a crush on another kindergarten girl whos name is Judy. Jusy dosent like Fred though and she send him messages on her Zipit expressing how much she hates him. Fred hates Kevin, in many of his videos he declairs his despise for Kevin. Fred is the number one most subscribed all time on youtube. Recently Fred has guest starred on the show ICarly. His fame is reaching high levels, and it all started with youtube.

youtube.com/FRED

girl: omg, Fred Figglehorn is so funny!
boy: i know! i watched all of his videos today!
girl: ive seen all of them too.
boy: ahhh! i bought a Fred shirt! I bet you dont have a Fred shirt. ha ha.
girl: i actually have one in each color.
boy: oh thats hackin awesome!
girl: dont say hackin, thats Fred's word!

by Fred Fanatic February 23, 2009

Fred Durst

Oh my gawd what an ass hat.

he's better than Prince though

by Peter Griffin May 08, 2004