A legendary man who used his great powers for the good of mankind. He definitely never used an ancient curse to steal everyone’s wives AND video games. He would never wear unicorn spandex and glitter chapstick made from baby seal fat.
by justinmh1634 June 02, 2018
The painful wedgie caused when one wipes his ass with poison ivy and then gets a rash that clings to his underwear.
by justinmh1634 October 23, 2015