A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
by Capuchin for Hire June 20, 2021

12.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-five great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My 12.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 9, 2021

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-nine great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quindecuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Watch out men..when a woman says you can use all 4 holes, she's referring to your hole as the fourth. She has a secret fetish that she disguises as something good for you only it's not. It's a Jedi mind trick you in the ass.
My girl introduced me to her fourth hole last night so I won't be able to go dirt biking with you guys today
by anonymous October 3, 2025

Octuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.
My octuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.
by ABGR June 9, 2021
