penis flytrap

a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

Penis Flytrap

A V-neck shirt with four buttons down, generally worn by closet homosexuals as a mating signal.

A: I’m not sure whether he’s gay or not.
B: Dude look at him. He’s wearing a penis flytrap.

by NERDFIGHTER53 March 14, 2018

Vagenus Flytrap

A vagina that is fully shaven, except for the edges of the lips.

Person 1: was it good?

Person 2: nah dude she had a vagenus flytrap

by Champion Gungus February 1, 2022

Virginia Flatback

Another Term For Vagina

That girl had some of the best virginia flatback i ever had!

by Major.horsecock December 22, 2023

de-flagrate

Don't remember which two letters are italicized. Brothers to the the south call that a yin yang.

Big Sandy dun did de-flagrate that boy after her two handed handy. She still out of licorice though.

by Big2handSandy January 21, 2024

Penis Flytrap

When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!

I haven’t shower showered in days, my penis stinks so bad I could use it as a Penis Flytrap!

by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023

fancy-flatware request

"Silver plates?"

Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!

by QuacksO November 17, 2023