the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

fingercourse

the act of pedruding into the female, but only with your fingers, instead of a cucumber.

"Oh yeah brian, fingercourse with YOUR fingers (not mine, for once) feel soo good in my ass, please, DON'T STOP! :)"

by geoff griddle August 6, 2008

Chinese Finger Trap

Two penises approach each other. One circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised takes it for skin and rolls the foreskin over the other penis

Hey Owen, wanna Chinese Finger Trap?
Yea sure!

by Golden Gus April 1, 2019

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.

exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x

by Squee! July 3, 2005

fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

by Steven March 26, 2003

Fingerasm

this is what happens when your fingers do not listen to your brain when you try to type words on msn, resulting in several typeing mistakes called "typos." It can appear as if your fingers have just spasmed, that is why it is called fingerasms

- brenna(: says:

LAMO soo much fun lats nihgt at taht aewsoemst ptary evre

јέѕѕіċẵ says:

ahaha wowww

- brenna(: says:

typios damn
ahh more typojs
typos*
lmao soo much fun last night at that awesomest party ever
there finally, stupid fingerasm i had there

by x0bren0x May 20, 2010

Finger Soccer

A game in which two males take turns flicking one another’s testicles with increasing intensity. The first one to give up looses the game. Common to locker rooms across the globe

I just won a game of finger soccer, now my balls hurt like hell.

by Wittyusernamehaha January 15, 2022