Fondlement

The marks left behind from touching, playing, or otherwise caressing something or someone.

Look at those fondlements all over her jeans.

Who left these fondlements all over my car?!

by GabGab42 January 26, 2022

Fondle

To rub or stroke/play with passion

She grabbed my dick through my shorts and I said, “Fondle my balls!”

by Mike.R April 19, 2022

fonque

Broken, finished, ended, ruined, fucked.
Fonque, fonqued, pre-fonqued, fonqueing etc

You should of fixed this last week, now it’s totally fonqued

by Jelly Snake February 16, 2023

fondelistic

Fondelistic describes a person some call handsy or overly touchy feely. However fondelistic is different with emphasis on using touch in a more sexual suggestive manner. Such as placing arm around a female weed without invitation. Reaching and grabbing of anithers hand to hold. Fondelistic people are really not trying to hide the sexual nature of the contact made with another.

It's a wonder John doesn't get slapped as fondelistic as he is. 2. The more wine she drinks the more fondelistic she gets.

by Wallace Oden. March 2, 2023

Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 2, 2023

Fondescent

A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.

Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.

by carnette February 8, 2024

Fondlefest

A yearly festival hosted on June 9th in Kuwait. Hosted by slutty whores who greet visitors by fondling their balls.

David: damn I haven’t been fondled since my uncle jerry raped me behind his garage when I was 6.
Frederique: what the fuck?
David: you know what we should do? Go to Fondlefest! it’s happening next week!
Frederique: dude what the shit is wrong with you?

by The big Bong of the south seas June 6, 2024