farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

tard farm

Any collection of retarded people, typically for the purpose of education or socialization. Used particularly when the group goes on adventures to the "outside world" that they otherwise might not enjoy.

I went to Busch Gardens today, but apparently it was the day for all of the tard farms to come to the park.

by Golfhaus September 9, 2004

Cube Farm

n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.

This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

cock farm

1. A place where the ratio of men to women is extremely high.
2. A gathering of gay men

see also sausage fest, clam farm

The bar was a cock farm, so we left and went to another bar.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

Alien Ant Farm

The idea that humans could have been placed on the earth by aliens to be observed, in the same way that humans create ant farms (in other words, humans are the aliens' "ant farm"). This concept was Terry Corso's inspiration to propose the name "Alien Ant Farm" for his band.

Think about it, man - aliens could be constantly observing us, like we're living in some alien ant farm...

by alyoshaaa March 22, 2009

Fares

Sexy and sweet, sometimes quiet. Usually happy and laughing. Perfect hair, and really cute laugh. His voice goes very high when someone bites him. Always looks adorable and he makes boyfriends very jealous because he's the perfect best friend to a girl. Guys want to be him and girls want to be with him. He's a really good guy.

Boyfriend: Hey, your head looks like a bunnies ass.
Girl: No! Don't talk about my Fares!!!

by Man.Mag November 22, 2010

Worm Farm

The genitals and or asshole of a dirty, street walking prostitute, offering a smorgasbord of filth, disease and parasites from scabies, tape worms to STDs.

Despite the fact that they are nothing more than a worm farm, Carl still picks up prodtitutes on a regular basis.

by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017