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Tesmas Eve 

/ˈtesməs ēv/

noun

1. sporadically occurring periods of time throughout the year which are significant only in the minds of Tesla owners, and are set in motion when she/he has scheduled their cars overnight software update and continuing on until that person goes to bed

2. the rush of happy feelings a Tesla owner gets which most often includes a ‘skip of a heart-beat’ type of excitement, curiosity and anticipation experienced upon first receiving notification a scheduled software update has become available for download
Todd’s heart skipped a beat as he read the much anticipated “new software update available” notification sent to his Tesla phone app, hoping this would turn out to be the Tesmas Eve that Full Self Drive mode was installed.

Upon hearing the exciting news, Cassie posted to her Tesla Divas FB group, "I just got bowled over by that 'Tesmas Eve' kinda feeling... received word that we are set to close escrow on our new home tomorrow!”
Tesmas Eve by FrunkieJunkie May 4, 2019
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killing eve 

the show everyone has been obssesed with but theyre just afraid to say it so it doesnt sound like they want to be a serial killer (even if they want to)
"have you seen killing eve"
"killing😁eve😀no😗i😝dont🤪know😜what 😴is🤗that🙄🖐"
"shore"
killing eve by avbwjyjchsj June 7, 2021
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Adam and Eve 

Two Nudists Who Decided To Take Dietary Advice From A Talking Snake.
Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?

Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"

Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
Adam and Eve by Collin Jones June 27, 2005

Boxing Day Eve 

Commonly referred to as Christmas day
Dude, what you getting for Boxing Day Eve?
Boxing Day Eve by mikmik12 December 29, 2011

New Year's Eve 

The night before the first hangover of a new calendar year.
One is feeling rather queasy: it was New Year's Eve last night.
New Year's Eve by Achilles January 2, 2004

new year's eve 

A night when groups of adults get drunk and use explosives when intoxicated. In some cultures they melt metal objects to artefacts.
The dog was scared of the noises on new year's eve.
new year's eve by j-hi January 7, 2004
Word of the Day on December 31, 2004

Birthday Eve 

A day invented by spoiled bitches implying that the day they were born is worthy of two days of celebration.
Jenny: OMFG It's my birthday Eve!! What'd you get me?
Karl: Get a grip bitch.
Jenny: :(
Birthday Eve by AD. 1986 April 19, 2008