Deformed Elf

some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe

OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair December 13, 2022

elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.

My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!

by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023

the elf from elf

hasnt payed his taxes in years

the elf from elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Cuck Elf

An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.

“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.

by Father McKinley March 26, 2024

Elf euphemism

A euphemism that stupidly normalizes or "shrinks" bad and vulgar words into dumb-freshly idiot euphemisms or Humpty Dumpty moron euphemisms

"Blonderasious" is an elf euphemism of "blondejerky"

by Maltreater Carmeile September 3, 2025

elf freckle

The freckle on an elf's face.

Hey, did you see that elf freckle yesterday, when we went to that North Pole exhibit?

by One Hell Of A Butler July 16, 2017

anal elf

Someone who gives anal to a big daddy

Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?

by Dick ass bitch fag June 27, 2017