diarrhea

The stunningly painful feeling McDonalds spent years of research looking for a way to trigger. It'll get you as soon as you're finished eating and try getting up.

If you have a long road ahead of you after you get out of McDonalds, you'd better use the toilet before you leave, or you'll be painfully holding your diarrhea until you arrive home. Especially if there's blizzard outside, forcing you to slow down, and it's too late to stop anywhere.

by lyick April 9, 2006

diarizzle

Slang for "diarrhea"

I drank to much and got the diarizzle!!!!!

by tom schmizzle December 10, 2004

Diarhea Slut

1) A Diarhea Slut is a girl who gets someone to shit in her cunt before they have sex, Diarhea Sluts are often very dirty with festering maggots inside their Vaginas And maybe other parts of the body
2)Diarhea Slut can also be used as en insulte against trampy lying dirty skanks.

Crystal: I Can't believe Ashton lied about me like that.

Dylan: Don't worry Crystal, No one will believe a DIARHEA SLUT.

by Heartbreak February 13, 2009

explosive diarrhea

A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."

A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.

by pedrosian January 6, 2009

The Diary of Jane

When you love or have fallen in love with someone, but that person didn't love you back.

William had read the diary of jane after confessing his love to her.

by EastBallz June 3, 2016

explosive diarrhea

This is the process of releasing waste at high rates of speed. Often creating a horendous stinch and sound. The sounds come out in either spurts or vibrating jitters cause from the pressure of the expelling of the waste making the cheeks of the anus flap together. The after effects of the diarrhea results in much comfort and relief from the pressures that was held inside the stomach and the intestinal track.

As I was sitting on the toilet I realised I had explsice diarrhea when I noticed much build up of pressure and a loud gasious sound released, also the flowing of much waste from the whole of my anus.

by Chandler Heath May 6, 2003

Diary-X

(n) a popular journal site that is not to be confused with blog sites (e.g. livejournal or xanga)

She records her life on Diary-X.

by Marchant July 23, 2004