Hop on Decaying Winter

Two individuals regardless of gender will be compelled to have sex based on how close they are to the person who said it. If the person who said it is close to any human being, that person will be forced to have sex with the person who said it.

"Ayo bro, wanna hop on Decaying Winter?"
"Sure, bro, I've been waiting for this!"

by someone_who_likes_legos March 6, 2023

Derail

The act of passing gas on an up escalator, while inadvertently (or purposely) farting in everyone else's face who is behind.

I totally derailed some people at the galleria today!

by darthxduder November 22, 2013

Denayer

Expression of a negative emotion during unfortunate experiences.

'I think I just failed my exam.......denayer!'
'Oh denayer I've caught my Penis in my zip'

by Chris Pollard May 26, 2008

Revenge Delay

An act of spite in response to a communication attempt that garners an unreasonable delay without satisfactory justifications.

Sanjeev sends a text message to Adam. Adam does not reply for one week and does not apologize for or explain the delay. Afterward, Adam sends a text message to Sanjeev. Sanjeev also waits one week as a revenge delay to reply to Adam.

by sg8330 February 22, 2011

derail

To move from the pink, to the brown, when making the sweet sweet sechzor.

Or if you'd like it a bit clearer:

To go from vaginal to anal intercourse

Man A: Dude, I tried something new with my girl last night.
Man B: Oh yeah, what's that then?
Man A: Well, I went from pink to brown.
Man B: Oh...you derailed!! Fair play matey.

by Sid P July 10, 2007

Delayed Reaction

When you make a kissing sound and motion approximately 15 seconds after your boyfriend has left the vicinity of your face after kissing you. He will then spend 5 minutes generating a substantial amount of laughter from you by 1. Acting very homosexual-attitude about the situation and 2. Showing you how crazy it makes you look.

When kissing my girlfriend last night she sat there without returning the kiss. She did not even respond. I pulled away and after about 15 seconds of just looking at her she made the sound of a kiss and a slight purse of her lips. Apparently there was an invisible man between us or she is just crazy. That is when I said "That was a Delayed Reaction"!

by BigGreeneGuy October 5, 2009

Angus Deayton

A horny middle aged man who has a fetish for losing all credibility he had by snorting coke and shagging biatches.

Used to describe a desperate man experiencing a mid-life crisis

"Hey that Angus has gotta get a life, he could go Deayton a biatch"

by fender_bender May 9, 2005