Dave Franco

My Daddy

*Dave Franco appears on tv*
Me: *fangirls* Yes Daddy

by WxllFlxwer November 2, 2016

Dave the Laugh

Dave the Laugh is a character in Georgia Nicolson books who thinks he and Georgia are meant to be. He is a good kisser and does lip nibbling. He has dated Ellen, Georgia, Rachel and other girls.

Dave the Laugh kissed Ellen on the cheek.

by Lyss Wray July 1, 2008

Dave Barry

The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.

The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:

1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

dave chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.

"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle

by MayaEA April 22, 2006

Dave chappelle

the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive

Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict

he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party

by Im Rick James Bitch January 14, 2005

Dave special

Picking up a girl and fingering her before kissing her, sometimes even before speaking to her. The dave special is best used on nights out at nightclubs or crowded public places.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night? Did u pick up?

Person 2: Yeah bro, i was carving up the d-floor, and gave this hottie the dave special!

Person 1: VERY NICE!!

by Bigdog691 January 5, 2010

Daving Out

1. To go unemployed for an extended period of time without looking for a job

2. To be excessively emo all of the time and refuse to go anywhere with friends

3. To talk to girls on the internet and receive gifts from your e-hoes

Can you believe how bad Donny is Daving out? He hasn't moved from his computer in weeks it seems.

Check you guys in like a month, gonna go Dave out

by Jack of diamonds April 22, 2009