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Democrat

1. A political party for people whose ideas are spoonfed to them by The Washington Post and CNN rather than Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

2. One of two political parties in The United States of America whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens. See Republican for the other political party whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens.

3. One of two political parties (see Republican) in The United States of America whose members believe that their collective ideas are 100% correct and all citizens who do not agree are complete, uneducated morons. Conversely, Republicans believe to be 100% correct and that non-believers are unpatriotic satanists. Both parties' members ironically view themselves as compassionate, free-thinking and mainstream.

4. Liberal (derogatory)

5. Hippie (derogatory)
1. As a democrat, I have to see what CNN says about Iraq so I know what my steadfast convictions are.

2. Vote democratic so we citizens will have fewer laws and more freedoms.

3. As a free-thinker and a democrat, I say you are an idiot because you don't agree with me. And I know I'm right because I got my beliefs from CNN and you got yours from Fox!

4. Get away from me you liberal!

5. Get a job you long-haired hippie!
by Geo. Washington May 18, 2005
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Democratic Socialism

A "Big Tent" definition of Democratic Socialism, that includes Bernie Sanders, AOC, me, and maybe you:

A democratic process of defining, shaping, and implementing shared agreements to ensure that (A) The essential needs of every individual and community are met*, (B) Every individual/organization does and gives their fair share in support of healthy, safe, and functioning communities, and (C) Every individual/organization/community/nation considers their impact on their neighbors, resources, and planet.

A participatory, non-exploitative, and regenerative system of economics that supports individual, community, and planetary well-being.

*Essential Needs: Housing, water, food, safety, health care (including physical, mental, and dental health), education/childcare, transportation, communications, banking, and retirement/disability income.
Democratic Socialism empowers the democratic majority to end the exploitative, unsustainable, and non-regenerative behaviors of individuals, organizations, and governments in support of individual, community, and planetary well-being.
by Bay Area Person February 18, 2019
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Democrats

"People" that believe everyone who disagrees with them is a racist. They rely on strawman arguments and false information to push laws and ideas that have destroyed entire cities, states, and countries. They believe the 2016 election was not legit, yet think anyone who believes the 2020 election wasn't legit is insane. Their cities are notorious for extremely high crime, murder rates, and taxes. If you decided to defend yourself, your property, or your family while under control of a democrat you will go to prison for the rest of your life. Democrats say they are anti-fascist, but they love big governments and will cancel anyone who so much as questions them. A lot of their tactics they use to get and keep control of the media reflect early Nazi Germany tactics and early Chinese Communist Party tactics.
Democrats' leader Joe Biden, broke a new record of the most US jobs lost in one day from a US president.
by RussianBot69 February 4, 2021
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democrat smart

it's an oxymoron since democrats are stupid
by Timofree June 1, 2009
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Democratic Drill Down

Nickname for the 2019 Impeachment Inquiry during which every last pathetic greed-driven and anti-American act will be exposed before the long-awaited ejection of Trumpadumphisass.
Many government thugs were known to be puking their guts out while awaiting their own testimonies at the televised Democratic Drill Down event since an upstate New York prison term and getting Paul Manafort or Michael Cohen as their bunkie could be on their well-heeled horizons.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019
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democraps

who you vote for if you hate trees and like nudie bars,gay bars,dildo shops,tattoo and piercing parlors and all of that sick fuckin big city bullshit that destroys the earth and makes you look like a fucking redneck carne (carnival empolyee).
toothless fucking liberal scum...big city,crotch worshipping retards!!!

I hope you all die of crotch rot!
by ex-fucking-Democrat August 7, 2004
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Democrat

Politician who claims to be left wing but is actually a great value brand fascist that pretends to care about black and LGBT people.
"Democrat Nancy Pelosi pushed a bill today that would make having at least one black and gay cop per precinct mandatory. The bill also included an expansion of the patriot act, qualified immunity for law enforcement, and funding to bomb every Palestinian home. Other democrat party representatives claimed that this was 'a historic step for minorities everywhere.' Republicans agreed unanimously to pass the bill if a clause to include at least 5 Klan members in each precinct was added to the bill"
by HVMANTRXSH January 26, 2021
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