dampyre

- a goth dude who thinks he is an urbanite
- a person who subscribes to the theory of urban density while having no knowledge of the subject.
- a cool animal
- also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai midget boys.

What? You think there is no crime in Chicago? You must be a dampyre!

by subdude April 10, 2003

dumper

One who takes excessive shits while on the toilet.

That John, he's such a dumper; always overflowing the toilet with shit.

by The Asshatinator March 12, 2003

Dapper Punk

A clothing line in Flint, Michigan similar to the Affliction line.

Everybody is wearing Dapper Punk, not Affliction.

by DapperPunk October 6, 2008

Dumpers

n, v, adj, adv, int

Origin: Spanglish, bastardized version of "dumpster"

n: Something/somebody incredibly crappy*, like if they were to ask you on a date, you would dump them before they even finish asking.

v: To do something really crappy

adj: Describing something really crappy
adv: To do something crappily
int: Used to express dissatisfaction or disgust regarding something.

It's pretty much the universal negative descriptor when profanity isn't acceptable and "crappy" and "cruddy" don't cut it anymore.

*crappy being a gross understatement, here

n: You liked your own Facebook status? You are such a dumpers!

v: Way to dumpers the whole day by landing us in detention!

adj: Look at this mess! This place is such a dumpers!

adv: He was cleaning up so dumpers that he made it even dirtier!

int: Did you see her new legwarmers?!?!?! DUMPERS!

by I am not dumpers March 18, 2011

dumper

Big, or realy big. Being characterized by bigness. adj.

Shit! That dumper bitch just flicked me off.

by Ben Dover December 31, 2003

Dampyre

- An ignorant goth guy who thinks he is an urbanite.
- Any person who subscribes to the dnesity theory of urban developement even though they possess no knowledge on the subject.
- A filthy animal.
- Also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

1. That dude thinks he knows about urbanity, he must be a dampyre.

2. You need to get your facts straight about the crime level in Chicago, they are much higher than you'd like to admit, what are you a dampyre?!

by God April 3, 2003

skamper dampers

a term used to describe suspects linked to a crime running away from said crime scene.

"Dude where's Johnny?"
"He ran away with the other skamper dampers last night!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 18, 2016