Crotch Oil 

Oily substance in the dark recess area between the scrotum and inner thigh, that has its own unique smell left on the hand after a scratch. Commonly referred to the residue left behind on clean surfaces when mouth-breathing imbeciles touch things they shouldn't. Same as crotch grease.

The yeti left some crotch oil fingerprints on the ceiling while simply changing the light bulbs.

Crotch Oil by Bo Regard April 14, 2009

Crotch Meeting

When a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch.

Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.

“I had a Crotch Meeting with Lynn today. She came to my cubicle and plopped herself on my desk! She decided to sit cross-legged right in front of my face. I didn't know how to speak to that. You know I couldn't keep eye contact. Thank god she was wearing pants! ”

Crotch Meeting by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009

Crotch Gas

Odorous gasses emitted from between the loin region of the adult body.

Man! I have bad crotch gas from not taking a shower after the party last night!

Crotch Gas by Victim#1crotchgas December 28, 2011

Crotch monster 

Synonym for vagina

Sorry in was late for work boss, inwas at home slaying some crotch monster.

Crotch monster by BlackRex October 30, 2019

crotch stuffing 

The stuffing of the crotch with things (eg. socks, tissues) for the purpose of making a males groin appear larger.

OK, listening up everyone. Apu's brought up a delicate topic, that of crotch stuffing.

crotch stuffing by coinroller August 4, 2007

crotch kabab 

vagina, cunt, hairy piss flaps, beef curtains, wet lettuce.

show the football team your croth kabab!!!

crotch kabab by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 11, 2003

Crotch Potato 

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

Crotch Potato by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005