The fine stealth art of farting while walking and having an unsespecting victim or victims walk right into the fart.
by 2016ldh December 01, 2016
Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.
While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.
by jawz101 February 05, 2019
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by Kaptan SNAFU December 12, 2011
"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."
by Hugh's Dad, Cleaner of Elbows July 05, 2021
Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office
Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.
Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.
by StumpyBob January 08, 2021
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