Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

toes crossed

when the sex is so good, it makes your toes cross

man, that girl made me cum so hard she made my toes crossed!

by GaryTHATGary September 23, 2020

Penis Crossed

To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.

S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5

by iSweariamSober May 29, 2021

Fingers crossed

A reference to the lunar cycles and the way that human fingers protrude from our bodies, thus being an external force as well as an internal force. They are at once of the body but apart from it. Thus to cross the fingers is to merge forces and invite chaos.

"Oh man, I dropped my phone in a puddle and a bus run over it."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."

by MysticPetye November 23, 2021

Arms Crossed

When you get very high and zone out forcing you to stare into space with your arms crossed.

Jon is sitting arms crossed in the corner

by Eamon April 5, 2022

Arms crossed

Your madly in love with men

“Arms crossed” your gay 😎

by #smelly bottom May 22, 2022