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Coconuts

1. Fruit produced from a tropical palm tree.

2. A slang word referring to breasts.

3. A puzzlingly atrocious song by Kim Petras. Although Petras performed the song live on MTV EMA 2021, it is unavailable on streaming platforms, supposedly set to release sometime in 2022. The song is a blatant and tasteless ode to artist’s breasts—her “Coconuts.” Despite the song’s comically poor lyrics, sound, and concept, Petras successfully garnered attention for it via TikTok. Partially available as a sound on the app, virtually every single creator who uses it in a video will be graced by a comment from Petras herself. The verdict is still out on whether this is a genuine effort on the artist’s part, or some type of sociological study weighing the public’s preference for good music against a desire for clout.
My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth. (Petras, Kim. “Coconuts.”)
by Invidiosa November 28, 2021
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Coconut-Babe

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.
"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"
by TheNarrator January 30, 2022
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Coconut

the coconut nut is a big big nut. It's a delicious nut. It's NOT a nut. It's the coco fruit, of the coco tree. From the coconut family
"Is a coconut a nut?"
by Minnnnn February 22, 2022
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coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner
A: How was the club with that coconut boy
B: We couldn't get in because he was wearing board shorts
by domina-horchata November 6, 2022
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coconuttin

When a group of staff at a summer camp dancing and chanting “COCONUT!”around a coconut shell candle.
Luke and Richard started bouncing up and down, everyone else followed suit. They were coconuttin until Ansley blew out the candle
by TNTwonXmasinJuly2022 April 16, 2023
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Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023
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hollow coconut

You have hollow coconuts
by PinkyPen December 23, 2017
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