Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

sex crotch

a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.

Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."

Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"

Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "

by skjco August 21, 2016

Boob crotch

Cleavage

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!

by LorelaiGilmore July 31, 2016

Clorox Crotch

When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.

Man, Jamal has got some rank ass clorox crotch goin' on. Dude needs to take a shower!

by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

Cold Crotch

When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.

“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”

by LadyPink666 January 11, 2019

Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

by smendez April 4, 2010