coction

1. Short for 'concoction,' but with an extreme good or bad meaning

2. A drink mixed with someone's cock as a practical joke

1. Good: That bartender can mix up a kick-ass coction!

Bad: That nasty coction almost killed me!

2. Johnny the waiter served the mean slut a coction after she told him he wasn't getting a tip.

by Mr Pokey February 1, 2005

cantilever beaver beater

When a male with in depth knowledge of engineering and architecture gets an erection.

Joe really took it to Jane with his cantilever beaver beater.

by bridgejlr December 21, 2010

Canting

A period of time where the ability to can is lost due to any given situation or circumstance. Can last from minutes to days on end

Guy 1- hey man are you ok?
Guy 2- nah, my friend just told me that slenda hanhas coke in it and now I'm canting.

Guy 1- sucks man.

by Thuma Urman February 11, 2015

human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.

Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?

by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012

human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole

Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!

by Schtuff April 2, 2018

Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.

That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

2 centimeters

The size of your di-

You have 2 centimeters.

by AN0NYM0U5_3CH0 February 28, 2021