Constantinople Cumshot

When you cum into a girls ass, she then cumfarts it out onto some eggo waffles with a full glass of nesquick next to it. She can't drink the nesquick til she finishes the pancakes, then she must stir the glass with her enlarged clit til she cums in the glass herself and drink the Nesquick.

Ask your girlfriend what she does on the weekends. She will say "Constantinople Cumshot."

by Powdered Sugar May 30, 2011

Constarrhea

A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.

My dog has constarrhea. I think he has to go, but he wouldn't shit.

by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006

constantinople

The holy city that is thought by Greeks that it will be conquered by Russians and then given back to them back.How poor for them...
They only live with the dream of it and will go on. Which wise mentality can think that it would be theirs if this awesome city were in the hands of greedy Russians?hah..
Every people execpt for some dreamers call it this.It is ISTANBUL and belong to TURKS ;)

not constantinople but Istanbul.

by blckshkttn February 21, 2009

constifies

A bushism: when something is capable of being constitutional

What constifies that law?

by Beacboys January 27, 2004

euler-mascheroni constant

1) The amount of time it takes to vomit after eating six pounds of mac & cheese. 2) The duration of time: after eating six pounds of mac & cheese and before intense puking, in which your stomach goes bat-shit crazy.

Dude one: I dare you to eat 6 pounds of mac & cheese
Dude two: Ok
Dude one: Damn, you did it!
Dude two: Oh shit! I think that I'll be hurlin' noodles in a euler-mascheroni constant!

by shit-fat-lipid-lips2903756 May 24, 2011

Constantine Maroulis

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Wadsworth Constant

Related to watching movies on Youtube, the Wadsworth Constant is applied by skipping the initial 30% of a movie to jump directly to pertinent information related to the movie's title/subject. This is to avoid any unnecessary preambles or filler content that would normally result in the watcher's time being wasted.

a) Check out this sweet Youtube movie I found, use the Wadsworth constant to skip all the junk at the beginning.

b)Wadsworth constant applies.

by tsnips October 4, 2011