facebook-conservative 

adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.

n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook

Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...

Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.

Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.

Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.

facebook-conservative by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011

Big Mac Conservative 

A conservative who believes in nothing but big macs and porn and supports Israel

Big Mac Conservative: But muh big macs muh porn!

Big Mac Conservative by Erik von kuehnelt leddhin November 17, 2019

Black Conservative 

A black person who dose not play into the hands of the democrats and dose better things than call you a rasist. The black person in not a sellout

darn he is better Black Conservative not a sellout

Black Conservative by GABRIALD January 20, 2021

pseudo-conservative 

A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality is primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few periphery issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative.

A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those positions.

A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy, and also espouse the idea of smaller and more limited government. However in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast, opposition, and conflict with those positions.

A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are...

George H.W. Bush
George W. Bush
Dick Chaney
Mitt Romney
Rich Santorum
Newt Gingrich
Michele Bachmann
Sean Hannity
Mark Levin
Bill O'Reilly

pseudo-conservative by The Anti-Tyranny Foundation! February 1, 2012

Social conservative 

Another term for theocratic fascist. Social conservatives tend to be fundamentalist Christians and right wing Republicans. They want their own version of morality to be enforced through legislation. Most of them hate gays, "liberals" (which are defined as anyone who supports personal freedom or redistribution of wealth) and non-Christians. They support prayer and Bible reading in public schools and the scientific FACT of evolution to be replaced by their own creation myth. Most of them have never read a biology text book and so they often butcher was evolution really is in favor of their own straw man arguments. They usually don't believe in Global warming, In addition they think it is the job of the United State's military to bomb and occupy Muslim countries to protect Israel, even though most Israelis do not want our help and generally believe we are making the situation worse. Not all Republicans are social conservatives and their are exceptions to this generalization

George W. Bush is a social conservative who for the first time in 50+ years allowed employers to discriminate on the basis of religious beliefs. W lied to the American people and started a war in Iraq on false premises. He butchered civil liberties and the bill of rights with the so-called "Patriot" Act.

Social conservative by Ron Paul (Not really) July 11, 2011

Socially conservative 

Not looking for a good time

Unfun

Leonard wouldn't go out with us last night, he is too socially conservative.

Socially conservative by AllAroundAwesomePerson December 1, 2009

Hyper Conservative 

To be Hyper Conservative means to be soo conservative that they are out of touch with reality.
To put your own beliefs before what is best for the People.

Individuals who are Hyper Conservative: Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh, George Bush, other rich, white, politicians.
Organizations that are Hyper Conservative: The KKK, the Westboro bapist church, The Heritage foundation

Hyper Conservative by Rational Voter January 9, 2012