cold crotch

(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip

That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.

by gizzlie February 28, 2007

cold cooter

similar to the cold sholder, a female performs the cold cooter while riding in a car with her male companion. when he says something to anger her, she turns her hips, crosses her legs, looks out the window, and gives him the COLD COOTER

when i told my girlfriend that Suzie was hotter, she promptly gave me the cold cooter.

by matt36210 July 4, 2005

Cold Mack

V. To Rob
N. (Cold Macked): To Be Robbed

"The Car, Oh yeah, Theres money in my Jacket. Somebody Broke into my Ride and Cold Macked It." - Phife Dawg of A Tribe Called Quest - 8 Million Stories

by Sergio aka Surge April 12, 2007

colde

Danish DJ who's hair is THE sexor.

omg, another new haircut and it's still the sexor!

by lah March 14, 2003

cold step

To walk up like a calm, cool mother fucker.

Check Lamar's cold step dog, he's gonna get that chick for sure.

by BigChillBoyee October 18, 2017

Cold Jeffrey

The act of putting ice in your mouth and then giving your partner a blowjob.

Last night after the football game I gave John a Cold Jeffrey.

by Wilma Snow July 22, 2007

vampire cold

Symptoms of a common cold-type illness that seemingly disappear during the daylight hours, especially after waking, but then reappear in the evening, closer to sleep. Usually accompanied by a great deal of congestion and out right coughing.

Patient: "Yeah, I thought I had this thing kicked by noon, but noo, once the Simpsons were over, I was back to coughing up lung butter and suckin' down the Halls."

Physician: "Possibly cancer but more likely a vampire cold."

by boustrophedonik June 27, 2010