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Cock Shock

When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?

Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.

Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
by Mrbridge December 18, 2013
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Cockcheck

A man(barely) who thinks he is always right, has no cock(except for the one in his ass), and is usually intolerable in all aspects of his life.
Josh Vagisil aka Cockcheck
by Gavid February 24, 2009
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CockSock

A "CockSock" is jargon for a condom that you would place on a male's penis.

The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.
Could we hold on the engaging contact honeysuckles while I put on my "cocksock" for hopeful prevention of accidental pregnancy.

Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.
by SquirrelPower October 24, 2008
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Cockstock

(1) When you ask your friend if she knows of a gentleman friend of hers whom may be down to “bang”. She’s taking cockstock for you.

(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.
“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”

Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”
by Kfbetch July 22, 2018
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cockblocker

A person who blocks someone from getting laid
hey did u hear how errin blocked mike from getting laid last night geez what a cockblocker
by PENIS_SLAYER_2016 September 21, 2016
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CockBlock

when some interferes with the desires of a cock
i was talking to this girl and kenneth just walks up to me and tries to start small talk... fuckin cockblock
by the man who fucked your wife August 27, 2009
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cock shock

when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft
Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
by 7incherYEAHBUDDY May 9, 2011
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