When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
by Mrbridge December 18, 2013
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A "CockSock" is jargon for a condom that you would place on a male's penis.
The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.
The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.
Could we hold on the engaging contact honeysuckles while I put on my "cocksock" for hopeful prevention of accidental pregnancy.
Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.
Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.
by SquirrelPower October 24, 2008
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(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.
(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.
“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”
Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”
Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”
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i was talking to this girl and kenneth just walks up to me and tries to start small talk... fuckin cockblock
by the man who fucked your wife August 27, 2009
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Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
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