cheat up

When cheating on your spouse or significant other, the goal is to pick someone better looking than the spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Dude, I saw the girl you have on the side...didn't anyone ever tell you that you're supposed to cheat up? Your wife is better looking that that!"

by Caroline43001 September 24, 2009

Urban Dictionary Cheat

A dishonest way to have your own word published:

1) Invent your word or phrase.
2) Log in as an editor.
3) Keep pressing Publish / Don't Publish / I Don't know until you reach your word.
4) Press Publish on your word. (Very important)
5) Log out, then log in again using a different account.
6) Repeat as necessary. 3-4 times usually will do.
7) Enjoy.

Frustrated over his word not getting published, BubX decided to use the Urban Dictionary Cheat. Fortunately, not very many people have figured out this glitch....until now.

by BubX August 11, 2010

The Cheat's Lightswitch

A switch designed so you can turn the lights on and off, NOT TO THROW LIGHTSWITCH RAVES!

Even though Strong Bad noticed, The Cheat continued to flicker the Cheat's Lightswitch

by dj gs68 May 7, 2003

cheat text

When your cell phone is connected to your computer via a USB cable, and you are sending text messages with your keyboard, instead of typing them in on your cell phone.

LaFonda was sending me these long ass text messages at a rate of about 70 words a minute! Nobody can text that fast. I'll bet that slut was "cheat texting" me!

by Thomas O'Brian December 28, 2007

Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.

Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?

Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

by Respire13 May 9, 2011

Looking Up Morrowwind Cheats

An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.

John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?

by Mr. Leopard January 24, 2008

cheaters

The New England Patriots

The New England Patriots are cheaters, as they used illegal spying tactics to get their "dynasty."

by HarryPothead6009 September 29, 2007