Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE
Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.
by Pantaloon January 12, 2008
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When a person doesn't want to have to have to read a long story via text so they tell the person to call them on the cellphone and tell them about it.
Erin: OMG... saw the guy i hooked up with last wknd and we had a crazy convo!
Laura: cell me about it!
Laura: cell me about it!
by Carl Van December 21, 2009
Get the cell me about it mug.A crappy flip-open cell phone (usually used by girls 13 and under) covered with gems and dumb little charms so they can try to make their crappy phone appear fancier, but instead it just looks like the dollar store threw up on it.
Teeny bopper: Oh emm gee! Look at my phone! It's covered with pink and purple gems and has a cute little heart charm on it! I know I don't have the greatest phone, but at least these 25 cent gems will make it look better!
Normal Person: Ick. It's such a Teeny Cell.
Normal Person: Ick. It's such a Teeny Cell.
by Quinntillion March 16, 2009
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Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.
Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.
by fuck you357434 March 30, 2009
Get the Cell Block Theory mug.Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!
by hipczech2 March 11, 2009
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when being used properly, everyone within earshot of the phone user hates him/her
when being used properly, everyone within earshot of the phone user hates him/her
Cell Phone-User: yeah...i kno,ill be home in a few minutes,if this lad ahead of me hurries the hell up!
Dude behind him:what a douche!
Women ahead of him: Go fuck yourself!
Dude behind him:what a douche!
Women ahead of him: Go fuck yourself!
by DudeItsDerek December 28, 2005
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