CALVIN

Calvin is a warm-hearted person. He has a big heart and has no bad intentions. Calvin refers himself as a wolf and underestimate other animals. Calvin is lovable and caring. I admit that he's handsome. He is very talkative and annoying but that's what I like about him. Calvin is a special human because he's patient.

Calvin is the most charming guy in the universe.

by manvswolf June 11, 2018

Calvary Chapel Academy

A shitty school that forces religion harder than the fucking dress code. The school that had a better meme page in 2017 than the academics. Calvary is for pussy’s

Everyone that’s at Calvary Chapel Academy is a pussy!

by CCABIRDS January 18, 2019

Calvin Klein

What you wear when you can't afford Ralph Lauren and/or when you're waging a war on society and decide that you're not going to join in with the mainstream fuckbois.

Dude: "Yo man what's up with the Calvin Klein? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLOS SON??"

Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."

Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"

Friend: "..Maybe."

booty ralph lauren

by jeremyrepublic August 16, 2016

Calvin Klein

When you’re not quite Gucci, but you’re getting there.

Friend: We Gucci? Me: We’re Calvin Klein.

by KarGuy November 11, 2020

calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.

CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?

by A+ April 28, 2005

Fat Calves

The result of a life time of eating too many chicken kebabs and playing tennis. If one has fat calves they are always in denial that they have fat calves and claim that it is just muscle, resulting in asking in a rather homo-erotic way to feel the calves to show they are not fat when they are clearly visibly fat.

Predox "Had a beltin chicken kebab last night from Abdul's"
Keane "I can tell, your calves are looking fatter than usual lad"
Predox "My calves are not fat you swine! Come here, feel them, I'll prove I don't have fat calves"
Keane "No thanks"

by GF August 19, 2006

Steamy Calvin

When in the shower, your partner will take a shit in your hand. You will then use it as a shampoo

Wow you smell like you've just gotten out of a steamy calvin.

by Amponny February 23, 2011