don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

Callan

Insanity, craziness or callan is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including becoming a danger to themselves and others, though not all such acts are considered insanity.

Girl: "I can't up with you this weekend"
Boy:"Oh, why?"
Girl: "I'm being sent to a psychiatric ward."
Boy: "What? you seem fine to me."
Girl:"Nah...I've gone Callan."
Boy: "Oh, that's a shame. Get better soon!"

by Girly*** November 21, 2010

The Calling

1 - A rock band
2 - A calling to your destiny

1 - none
2 - It was a calling from God, for me to become a priest/teacher/etc.

by _aerix December 21, 2004

callan

a really great girl.

wow, callan is pretty much perfect.

by humbertoito December 24, 2007

Callum Kirk

Callum Kirk is a great friend, funny, good looking skater. He is sweet and will all ways be there for you, Jokes he's a 14year old boy who that thinks he can have any lass he wants and when ever he wants her, he's cocky and always has to be right. He's a cheating lying scum bag who should learn to keep it in his pants!

Wow look at that chino fag getting regected yet again... He's such a callum kirk!

by shazannonnn February 24, 2012

calling spree

when a girl is horny and to satisfy themselves make a status on facebook telling evrybody to call them, when really they r going to put their phone on vibrate n then put it in between their legs and dnt answr the fone

female: (all alone) im horny i shud go ona calling spree

male: (on Facebook) ooo she sayd to call her n im bored so i guess i wil
Female: ( fone vibrates) OOO OOO OOO thank u

by ihopethisgetsaccepted753273 August 26, 2011

Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?

"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013