Crank Yankers 

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!

*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P

Crank Yankers by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003

crank that 

a dance for people with no life

soulja boy: wow man im da freshiest boi around.
1: yeah you crank that pretty damn well.

crank that by mnicoleteeeeeeeee November 21, 2007

Crank Yankers 

A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.

The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.

Crank Yankers by barcode23 October 15, 2003

Crank Wank 

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

Crank Wank by Mayor Yana May 4, 2008

Crank that Sarah Palin 

Ejaculate all over Russia from your backyard.

"Let's crank that Sarah Palin."

"Now that's international relations."

Crank that Sarah Palin by YouBetcha98 April 28, 2010

Crank that 

Stupidest dance and song of the 21st century next to a bay bay

Crank that is fucking wack!!!

Crank that by doitphaggot January 11, 2008

Crank that Darth Vader 

Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.

Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!

Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!

Crank that Darth Vader by Satchmosis March 16, 2008