boris becker

Similar to a tequila slammer or tequila suicide
1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hit it)
this imitates boris beckers serve where
his head is over the ball
then he throws the ball up
then hits the ball

I spent most of last night on the floor where i joined my lemon slices after a hard night of doing boris beckers

by A.B October 17, 2005

batista

A large tattooed neanderthal who likes to smash things.

Batista SMASH!!

by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003

boris

poop, feces, waste, turd, etc etc

I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.

by mega boris July 22, 2010

Batista

A cutie pie who is so cute and sexy and an great wrsetler. And hes the best body i have ever seen!

Batista is soooo cute just look at that body!

by Amy April 7, 2005

boris

"To boris" means to fall asleep after a certain intake of alcohol or drugs that give the effect of tiredness, like for instance hash.
"Boris" may also be used as a noun i.e. "the boris" and is in fact the most common usage.

"Look at him, he did a boris".
"Oh, is he doing the boris again?"

by boost1 November 8, 2008

Batista

A piece of shit wrestler who got more fame than he deserved. Then agin Vince McMahon gets a LARGE erection over well built men.

Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.

Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.

Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury

God only knows how Triple H pulled the matches out with Batista that he did.

2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.

by realtakerv2 December 9, 2008

Boise High School

Boise High is the epitome of great high schools. Timberline, Centennial, Borah, Meridian, Capital and Eagle can all suck it. Boise High School is home to some of the most origional people you will ever meet. The kids going in and out of its doors will make history. Home of the Braves...and winners.

Douche Bags Not Welcome.

Man, I wish i went to Boise High School..

That chick is so hot, she must go to Boise High School..

damn, that guy is fine..he must go to Bosie High School

by Class_of-_2013 November 13, 2011