Jelly Banging

Intercourse with a condom, in which the penis becomes flaccid, but the condom wearer attempts copulation regardless.

'So it was all going well until he put on the condom. Then we were "Jelly Banging"...'

'My dick went soft and we were "Jelly Banging"

by Yeehaaa77 December 5, 2013

Dog Banging

People have a fancy for dogs or are always awkward and cause weird situations.

"Ian was dog banging, it was actually weird."

by BlackHawk8100 September 8, 2016

emotional banging

When you're talking to someone romantically but not physically banging them (often). Maybe long distance, maybe you're taking it slow. They become someone who has small or large dibs on your heart... it's a two way street. This can be V confusing when you are emotionally banging two people.

Jeffery is emotional banging me because he keeps saying "I love you" and buying me things but is is withholding the D.

by 69goodgirl69 February 28, 2018

Head-banging

The state at which one is trying to stay awake but failing resulting in the slowly down-turning head and quick rise up when one realizes their falling which occurs over and over resulting in a motion that when sped up resembles the act of head-banging.

Introduced by a popular sports commercial in which the culprit was recorded on their phone falling asleep and then the video was sped up and put to slayer sounding music.

Whispers "Hey look at him"

"Haha, yeah, he's head-banging hardcore"

by Herolvl1 October 8, 2013

Banging the blocks

Another term for sexual intercourse in which the blocks are in reference to the testicles also known as balls deep.

"Man, I'd love to bang the blocks to her" or "Are you still talking? I should have been banging the blocks to you an hour ago."

by Mary L August 29, 2005

Banging tunes

A song that is loved by many on a huge scale. For example most of the music from 1999-2009 is classed in this category. The song 'where is the love' by the black eyed peas would be classed as a banging tune (TBH all black eyed peas songs are banging tunes.) but some songs are good just not quite to the level of banging that we might hope. Today's music will never amount to that of the past. It was a sad day for me when I spoke to a child who knew who iggy azalea was but had never heard of s club 7. What is the world coming to?

more examples of banging tunes:
Fergalicious-Fergie
Bootylicious-Destiny's child
Hips don't lie-Shakira
Stacy's Mom-Fountains of Wayne

by Notabean457 November 4, 2015

Colleen Ballinger

Colleen Ballinger is a kind hearted human, she is very caring and honest and will be there for people if they need someone the most. She’s so sweet and respectful to her fans. She is a wonderful mom to Flynn. She is incredibly talented. Colleen is a gift from god and beautiful, and her fans will be so hurt if Colleen is sad and will be happy when she’s happy. She’s a wife to the handsome Erik Stocklin. Erik and Colleen have a strong bond and love each other so so much. And I’m glad to call my self a colleen fan. Colleen also plays as a character named Miranda Sings. Miranda is hilarious and weird but weird In a good way. We love you Colleen thank you for making us all smile and laugh when we need it.

Have you guys watched Colleen Ballinger on youtube?

by okaycolleen June 1, 2020