balcoholic

A steroid addict. From BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative), run by Victor Conte, which supplied anabolic steroids to several high-profile American athletes.

Teenage athletes who use steroids run a bigger risk of becoming balcoholics than do their older counterparts.

"Dude, how'd you get so big so fast?"
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm using The Clear."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, especially at your age. You don't want to become a balcoholic."
"Don't worry; I can stop anytime. I just need it to bulk up for the posedown."
"Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. Every balcholic started out like you."

by Jim Jr. April 7, 2008

Baftoon

A rare crossbreed of a Baboon, a Buffoon and a Looney Toon. Said to have originated some time in the 1960s when Walt Disney went on safari in Africa and smuggled a baboon home to his studios. Around the same period, Tom Cruise was born.

Sub species of a Baftard

Also used as a derogatory term for Scientologist

"I have to get a rabies shot because a Baftoon bit me"

by E*Rock October 21, 2010

balaong

a word pertaining to a person who lie to others to make themselves happy, they are fake people.

Girl: hey did you know that girl?

Girl2: yeah, i know her, she's a balaong so don't get close to her

by vincegard August 22, 2011

Balion

A person of loose moral value when intoxicated... Resulting in obscene public promiscuity

Someone who is a sexual predator and is shameless with it...

Guy A- "Dude did you see that girl sucking that other girls titties on the dancefloor???"

Guy B- "Yeh man, she's a Balion!!!"

Guy A- "TOTAL Balion!"

by Benjamin Skankin August 24, 2011

ballochs

Balls or testicles, commonly used as a pseudonym for talking rubbish or nonsense

"He was talking ballochs though wasn't he??" (Clive Anderson, QI, Season 1, Episode 8, 13m32s)

"I couldn't stand being around her for another second, she was talking absolute ballochs"

by B Jones 1984 January 1, 2012

Bailton

Personna of a term of someone bailing on something frequently

God Steven is such a bailton isn't he, he never comes out

Steven "Bailton" is never up for doing anything ever

There he goes, being a bailton again

by decadation December 13, 2012

ballonin

When a drunk girl or guy gets drunk off their head on alcohol/drugs and acts like a spaz/moron

"Look at leah over there she's ballonin"

by theartofkate January 20, 2014