A disease that’s very similar in nature to autism. However this form of autism is
Canadian. Every Canuck is born with this disease. Canadian Autism can be spread in many ways: By eating Canadian bacon( another name for dried
ham), consuming maple syrup as a beverage, or drinking milk from a
bag. Canadian Autism can also be contracted from another Canadian(or another
person with the disease) via physical contact or hearing them saying unintelligible phrases or sentences, like their usual “eh”. As of now, December 28th, 2018 there is no cure or treatment to Canadian Autism.